Following its huge success in the UK local government elections, in which it won all the seats being contested, with 100% of the votes cast, new Blighty Old Blighty party is back. Not only that, it is now a universal party. Any individual, from any race, from any species, from any planet can join.
In fact, you probably already have joined. All non-voters are regarded by nBOBp as protest votes against the parties named on all ballot papers in any election anywhere in the universe, and thus by default, become members of nBOBp. All those eligible to vote in such election and who DO cast a vote are also considered to be members of nBOBp, on the grounds that because nBOBp wasn't on the ballot papers, you couldn't vote for it. Thus, where nBOBp doesn't field a candidate, every vote is to be regarded as a vote for nBOBp.
nBOBp will never field a candidate, in protest against its lack of air time and public funding.
So, policies. These are exactly the same as the collective policies of all other parties. When you hear or receive printed communications from another party, simply substitute "nBOBp" for the name of the party publishing the communication, where ever it occurs. This keeps our canvasing costs down to zero. Don't worry about inconsistencies between these policies. The policy of most other parties is to pursue policies in direct antithesis to those previously stated prior to election. nBOBp simply establishes such contradicitions on a simultaneous basis. Whatever you want to hear, that's what we propose.
My expenses. Anyone is welcome to scrutinize my official expense claims. The dental bill for my niece's hamster, Dizzy, is due entirely to the lack of NHS rodent dentists. I fervently defend his right to have a diamond stud let into his front left gnawer. Ditto his ear piercing and pearl earrings. And his college fees.
In conclusion. Please register your support for nBOBp by using the Internet today. All instances of persons logging onto the Internet are statements of support for nBOBp.
